2018年
控制台，这里是自由号，20秒后准备降落 Control, this is Liberty.Touch down in t-minus 20 and counting.
接近目标地点 Approaching Terminator line.
收到，注意无线电静电干扰 Roger that. Be advisedradio stat on contact.
收到，目前坐标VGX 7-10，准备着陆 Roger that. 7/10 plus VGX,landing window is optimal.
着陆请求批准，开始第三阶段 Landing vector approved.Initiate 3rd phase.
准备开始下降，自由号 Begin descend prep, Liberty
接近着陆坐标VGC 7-3-11 Approaching landingcoordinates Delta, VGC 7-3-11
情况很好，着陆导航良好，12秒后准备降落 Looking good. Landing vector optimum.Touch down in t-minus 12
11，10，9… 11, 10, 9...
8，7，6… 8, 7, 6...
5，4，3… 5, 4, 3...
2，1 2, 1.
- 傻愣什么，快放旗帜- 哦，天…一定要吗 - And now lets, uh, drop the banners.- Oh, for God's... Must we?
是的，我能[奥巴马的竞选词]
- 雄鹰号安全着陆，宝贝！哈哈！- 让那白痴离对讲机远点 - The Eagle has landed, baby! Ha-ha!- Please, keep that fool off the main frequency.
人类的一小步，又是人类的一小步，再来人类的一小步… One small step for the man, that's one smallstep for the man, that's one small step...
又是… That's...
人类的一小步…一小… One small step for the man... one small...
又是人类的一小步，一大… That's one small step for man, one giant...
啊！！哦，妈的！ Aargghh!! Oh, shit!
你个狗屎，快帮我一把！ May shit your face and help me up!
放松点，来吧，来吧！ Easy now, come on. Come on!
- 来！- 不，不，不，停下，停下！ - Go!- No-no-no, stay, stay!
好的，这…这…这下好了 Okay, and... and... got it.
- 尽量别受伤，嗯？- 好的 - Try not to get hurt, huh?- Okay
谢谢，哥们 Thanks, man
嘿！现在我应该做什么？ Hey! What am I supposed to do now?
你为什么不去国旗那的岩石上坐坐…随便吧 Why don't you go and sit that flagup over there by the rocks... whatever.
- 我们15分钟后返回舱体- 哦！ - We go live in 15 minutes.- Oh!
好吧，没问题，我可以的 Okay. No problem.I can do that.
你在这呢，阳痿的小旗 There you are, flaggy flag
哦，天哪，这裤子可真紧！ Oh God, these pants are tight!
不！！ No!!
控制台，数据显示这里存在大量氦-3 Mission control I can confirmvast quantities of Helium-3.
- 这边读数更强- 什么？你那边信号不好… - The readings are even stronger this way.- What? You're breaking up...
请保持在无线电有效范围内… - Please be adviced you maybe nearing a radio shadow...
对讲机调至…频率… Adjust communica... freq...
我靠哇！ No fucking way!
嘿，桑德斯，你拿着那玩意儿在那边扑腾什么呢？ Hey Sand, what you doin' with that thinghopping around over there?
我以为你要给我拍照来着呢 I thought you were supposed tobe taking some photos of me?
- 华盛顿，你能看见…- 你说什么，休斯顿？ - Washington, have you got a visual on ...- What was that, Houston?
- 嘿，华盛顿，这里有氦-3- 什么？ - Hey Washington, it's Helium-3.- What?
这里有个氦-3矿，过来！嘿，你真应该过来看看这些 It's a Helium-3 mine. Get over here! Hey,there's something over here you need to see.
不，桑德斯！桑德斯！！ No, Sanders! SANDERS!!
桑…哦！ San... Ohh!
老天哪！ Oh God!
休斯顿！休斯顿！妈的，我得快离开这儿！！ Houston! Houston! Son-of-a-bitch.I need to get the hell out of here!!
我肯定跑不掉了… I must be trippin'...
钢铁苍穹
胜利万岁，月球青年指挥官雷纳特·里克特！ Sieg Heil, Moon Youth UnterführerinRenate Richter!
希特勒万岁！ Heil Hitler!
同学们，请坐下 Boys and girls, please sit down.
迪尔特，你怎么不坐下？ Dieter, don't you knowwhere to put your behind?
里克特小姐，自从月球元首65岁生日起，标准敬礼方式就变为 Miss Richter, it's the 65th birthdayof the Moon Fuhrer so we should say
“科茨弗莱施万岁”！ "Heil Kortzfleisch"!
你真是个模范学生 You're such an exemplary boy.
今天，我们从一种最不爱国的语言开始学习 Today, we'll startwith the most unpatriotic language.
我们之所以学习这门语言 It's the language we need to knowwhen we return to those -
是为了回去拯救同胞时能用上 who need our help.
英语时间到 In English, now.
我们从哪里来？ Where are we from?
- 齐格弗里德- 从地球来 - Siegfried.- The Earth.
是的，更具体些呢？ Yes, more specifically?
- 德图尔达？- 德国！ - Gertruda?- Germany!
我们是什么时候动身的？ And when did we leave?
- 布伦希尔特- 1945年 - Brunhilda.- 1945.
- 我们来到了哪里？- 月球背面 - And where did we go?- The Dark side of the Moon.
非常好 Brilliant.
那么… So...
- 这是什么？- 资本主义！ - Who is this?- Capitalists!
- 这个！- 社会主义 - And this!- Bolsheviks.
- 那剩下的那些呢？- 次人类！ - And all the rest?- Untermenchen!
那么，亲爱的同学们… And, meine Lieblinge...
我们返回地球时应该说些什么？ what do we say whenwe return to Earth?
那些可怜、饥饿的孩子们… And those poor, starving children...
那些未受过教育、缺少关爱的… those uneducated, unloved...
衣不遮体的叛军… unclothed rebels...
正如世人所承认，我们是伟大的民族 as they put us, the Master race.
当我们到达地球离开飞船的时候… When we step off our ship...
传播我们的爱… bearing our love...
我们的智慧、我们的友好… our wisdom, our kindness...
再问你们一次，亲爱的同学们，我们该说什么？ Again, meine Lieblinge - what do we say?
我们为和平而来！ We come in peace!
全体立正！奏国歌 Attention! A Song Moment
- 希特勒万岁- 希特勒… Heil Hitler!- Hitler...
这是谁，阿德勒先生？ What is that, Mr. Adler?
是从地球来的奸细 - A spy from the Earth.
被我亲手抓住的，他好像是突击队的首领 I captured him myself. He seems tobe the leader of the shock troops.
阿德勒先生，这…你在和我开玩笑吗？ Mr. Adler, is this... is this a joke?
该死，狗屎！ Dammit, shit!
你到底是谁？ What the hell are you?
兄弟，最好认识一下？ Brother, may you better recognize?
什么，姓是华盛顿，名字是詹姆斯？ What, last name Washington,first name James?
我是说，有人认识么？有人认识么？ I mean, anybody? Anybody?
什么，你不看新闻么？啊！ What, dont't you watch the news? Agh!
你们是什么意思，“我到底是谁？”，那么，你到底是谁？ What do you mean, "What the hell am I?"Now, what the hell are you?
我是说，你看看你，老兄 I mean, look at you, man
看起来像蹩脚的狂欢节游行装扮 looking like a Mardi Gras parade reject.
你以为你是谁啊？啊，哈里王子？ Who you supposed to be anyway?Ah, Prince Harry?
阿德勒先生？ 阿德勒先生！你懂英语，他在说什么？ Mr. Adler? Mr. Adler! You speakEnglish. What did he say?
嘿，哪位老兄能给我找点什么喝的么？ Hey, what does a brother have to doto get a drink around here?
我都快渴死了！ I'm like Serengeti-dry within this beast!
查理·卓别林的《大独裁者》 The Great Dictatorby Charlie Chaplin.
是世界上最著名的短片之一 It is one of the worldfamous short films.
影片在短短的10分钟内向我们描述了他的愿望，终有一天，整个世界 Which illustrates in just ten minutes, his wishthat one day, the entire world would be held
将在元首他那双智慧而温柔的手的掌控之下 in the Great Führer'swise and gentle hands.
- 还有问题么？- 我有问题…亲爱的 - Any questions?- I have a question... Meine Hertz.
阿德勒先生！ Herr Adler!
在我的课堂上，一言一行必须遵守纪律 In my classroom we adhere to a strictlyformal manner of addressing one another.
什么事劳您大驾 To what do we owe thehonor of this visit?
新闻通讯指挥官阿德勒先生 Herr NachrichtenübermittlungsoberführerAdler?
我们抓到了一个地球人，到你发挥特长的时候了 We capture an earthling.Your expertise is required.
- 食堂今天吃什么？- 我听说是酸菜 - What's up today in the canteen?- I heard, Sauerkraut.
- 又是酸菜！元首一周也吃三次酸菜么？- 嘿！嘿，酸菜，是吧？ - Again! Three times a week we eat Führer sauerkraut?- Hey! Hey, Sauerkraut, right?
不，不，不，不，我爱酸菜！ No-no-no, no. I love [piece] of Sauerkraut!
对… Yeah...
对…嗯…幼儿园！ Yeah... and, um... kindergarten!
哥们，我喜欢幼儿园，我是说，幼儿园长做这个 Man, LOVE kindergarten.I mean, [mess] did in it, actually.
“驾驶乐趣”为大众汽车早期的标语口号
还有…大众汽车！嗯？驾驶乐趣！嘿！ And-and-and... Volkswagen!Huh? Fahrvergnügen! Hey!
德国单词，对吧？你知道，就是它 German words, right?You know, this is it.
我来的地方，我们也说德语，我们知道… Where I come from, we speak German, too.We know...
哦！妈的，你会为你所做的感到后悔的，小白脸！ Oh! Damn, you will be sorryyou did that, white boy!
抓住他！不！抓住他！不要开枪！ Capture him! No! Capture him! Don't shoot!
逃犯为男性黑人，没有武装，但是可能很危险 There is a male Negro.Unarmed, but may be dangerous.
他看上去什么样？ What does he look like?
他从哪里来？他穿的是什么？ Where does he come from'?What is he wearing?
我看上去怎么样？ How do I look?
用英语来说… Like they say in English...
你的美令我晕倒！ You are a knockout!
我怎么离开这里？ How do I get out of here?
谢谢，女士，祝你有愉快的一天 Thanks lady.Have a nice day.
不，次人类先生，那是…气闸，不，不！！ No, Mr. Untermensch. That is the...airlock. NO!!
你要不要遮一下？ You... you might want to... cover up a bit.
好了吗？ All good?
- 克劳斯，别开枪，我们要留他做实验…- 别，别，别，别杀我 - -Klaus! Don't shoot. We need him for tests...- No, no no. I wouldn't do that if I was you.
听我说，听我说！ Listen to me, listen to me!
我认识些很重量级的人！他们是很重要的人 I know a lot of important people!They're very important people.
我认识美国总统 I even know the President ofthe United States of America.
你要是杀了我，情况就糟糕了 Now now, as you kill me, then that'sjust a really fucked up situation.
你认识美国总统吗？ You know the President of theUnited States of the Americas?
- 把他送去里克特博士的实验室- 遵命 Take him to Dr. Richter'slaboratory.
谢谢老兄，回头见 Thanks homie.I talk to you later, baby.
这是什么装置？ Question, what is this apparatus?
我怎么知道？我只是个模特 Look, man, how would I know?I'm just a model.
模范什么，模范公民吗？- 不是，就是模特 - A model what? Citizen?- No, man, a model model.
模范与模范为同一单词
我靠，你们俩这是怎么了，瞎了还是什么的，妈的 Damn, what's wrong with you two?You blind or something? Shit.
- 爷美呆了- 你是为了入侵而来的先头部队吗？ - I'm pretty.- Are you part of the shocktroops before the invasion?
入侵？老兄，你秀逗了吧 Invasion? Man,you all must be tripping.
你的任务是什么？！！ WHAT IS YOUR MISSION?!!
听着，我就是个打工的，你懂吗？ Look, dude, I just follow the paycheck,you know what I'm saying?
- 这是什么？- 哦，那是我的操蛋手机 - What is this device?- Oh, that's my kick-ass cellphone.
- 也是个电脑- 什么？嗯！ - and a computer.- What? Umph!
这不是电脑 That is not a computer.
这才是电脑 This is a computer.
不，老兄！你那是老古董了 No, man! 'Das' - ancient history, homie.
- 白痴黑鬼- 他说话乱七八糟 - Dumb negro.- He talks nonsense.
- 估计是方言- 可能是因为肤色关系 - It might be a dialect.Probable reason is the skincolour.
是啊 - Right.
他的大脑结构与我们雅利安人不一样 His brain structureis different from us Aryans.
我们给他开颅，测量下他的大脑 Let's open up his skulland measure the brain.
不行，我得问出他此行的目的 No. I need to know why he's here.
博士，给你24小时 You have 24 hours, Doctor.
否则我就要用那个可靠的老办法了 Otherwise I have to rely onan ancient, infallible method.
上刑 Pain.
荒谬 Ridiculous.
死同性恋恐怖分子 Ein Homo terrestris.
是啊，你以为你是什么 Yeah [...]
我是说，你听说过有个屌人么？ I mean, Nietzsche [...] problem
他能把自己的鸡巴插到自己的屁眼里，而且还不知道 That boy's got a stick so far in his asshe doesn't know
自己的屎是不是会变黑，你能听懂么？ whether or not his shit has turnedblack if you know what I'm saying
哦 Oh.
你拿我的手机干什么？博士？ Have you got a cell [phoned] up? Doc?
哦，妈的 Oh, shit.
嘿，看看这些疯狂的科学家 Hey, would you look upthese mad scientists.
看看他，那个屌人就是他 Look at him. That boy is the real deal.
像磕了药的米老鼠 Like Mickey Maus on crack.
怎么了，老兄？ What's up, dude?
好吧，小变态，听着，老兄，我可不喜欢这个！ Okay, Mini-Mengele.Look man, I don't like the look of this!
你不是在逗我玩吧，不是吧？ You are not [...] me with that, are you?
华盛顿特区，白宫
别和我装傻 Don't try to play dumb with me.
都是你出的馊主意，送那些白痴去月球 It was your bad idea to sendthose idiots to the Moon.
- 真心悲剧啊- 呃，不是我反驳，不过，总统女士 - Talk about disaster.- Um, not to be the contrarian Madam President
我很肯定那是您的主意 but I'm pretty sure it was your idea.
要是成功了，功劳当然归我，现在事情黄了，黑锅就是你背，懂吧？ It was my great idea had they succeeded,now it's your stupid idea. Got it?
我雇佣你不是让你出馊主意的，是看中你谦逊的态度 I didn't hire you for your stupid ideas.I hired you because of your Midas touch.
现在我的民意测验一落千丈，而选举却迫在眉睫了 And now my approval ratings are in thetoilet and that election is just weeks away.
是你搞砸了，薇薇安，是你！ You dropped the ball, Vivian. You!
我现在急需奇迹发生，给我个奇迹 Now, I need a miracle.Get me a miracle!
到底为什么送那两个宇航员去月球 Actually how was sendingthose two astronauts to the Moon
可以帮助我连任呢？为什么？ supposed to get me re-elected? Exactly?
我们有50年没上月球了，而且其中一个是个黑人 We haven’t been to the Moon for 50 years.One of them was black.
- 我觉得是个不错的姿态- 怎么说？ - Thought it would look good.- Look good how?
正如我所言，其中一个是黑人 Like I said, one of them was black.
你想想我们当年浪费的机会，那个小跟班叫什么，鲍威尔？艾伦·鲍威尔？ Just think of the opportunity we wasted yearsago with that errand boy, Powell? Alan Powell?
艾伦·鲍威尔是英国鼓手
是叫科林·鲍威尔- 差不多 - Colin Powell.- That was close.
科林·鲍威尔是美国第一个黑人国务卿
- 你上哪儿去？- 去联合国，我忙着呢 - And where are you going?- The UN, to do my job.
- 那我该做什么？- 你看上去很疲倦，总统女士 - And what am I supposed to do?- You look so weary, Madam President.
- 哦，好吧，好吧 - Hm, okay. Okay.
我来了，你这个婊子！你这个骚婊子！！ Here I come, you bitches!You bitchy BITCHES!!
- 阿德勒先生！- 请叫我克劳斯 - Herr Adler!- Klaus, please.
- 我能进来么？- 当然可以 - May I?- Of course.
我这趟来是和你讨论我们的终身大事 I've come to discuss our union.
- 你这是在求婚吗？- 没必要结婚 - Is that a marriage proposal?- There's no need for marriage.
我从种族纯度部门拿来了鉴定书 I received confirmation fromthe Department of Racial Purity.
- 我们的基因相符程度高达97%- 哦，好浪漫 - Our genetic match is 97 per-cent.- Oh, how romantic.
是科学敦促我们相结合 Science demands usto unite physically.
为人类生产完美的后代是我们的宿命 It's our destiny to produceperfect offspring for the people.
那…我的那个科学研究呢？ And... what about my scientific research?
总有一天，雷纳特… One day, Renate...
这一切都会是我们的 All this will be ours.
但首先，我必须征服地球 But first, I must conquer the Earth.
沃尔夫冈那老家伙挡我的路 Wolfgang, the old fart,stands in my way.
阻止我获得胜利 In the way of final victory
我们两个担负着重大的责任 The two of us will take onan enormous responsibility.
雷纳特，你要全力支持我 Your place, Renate, is by my side.
很荣幸 What an honor.
雷纳特 Renate.
那我们就走到一起吧 Let us march together.
让我住在你这里 Let me nestle in your eagles nest.
跑调地唱《霍斯特·威塞尔之歌》 , sings Horst Wessel tunelessly
阿德勒先生… Herr Adler...
克劳斯… Klaus...
这个 Here.
你应该学习一下这个 You should study this.
我在65页折了一下 I made a dog-earon page 65.
谢谢 Thank you.
国家社会主义性交手册 National Socialist manualfor sexual intercourse
“诸神的黄昏”飞船基地
先生们，“诸神的黄昏”飞船. GÖTTERDÄMMERUNG CONSTRUCTION SITEGentlemen! The Warship 'Götterdämmerung'.
这是我们潜心研究40年的传奇兵器 Our miracle weapon that has been
是我们敬爱的元首的梦想 under development for 40 years.The dream of our... legendary Führer.
可惜的是至今为止还未能实现 But unfortunately only a dream,until now.
- 博士，可以了- 看着吧 Please, Doctor.Watch this!
这个小装置，先生们 This tiny device, gentlemen
它的计算能力是我们所有计算机总和的一千多倍 has over a thousand times more computingpower than our biggest computers together.
我制作了这条电缆来连接这个装置和我们的主电脑 I made this cable to connectthis machine with our main computer.
我称之为通用系统绑定，简称USB I call this UniversalSystematic Binding, USB for short.
这会使系统得到升级，最后“诸神的黄昏”飞船就能起飞！ This will lift it into the air. At last,gentlemen, the 'Götterdämmerung' will fly!
- 开始吧- 好的
看到了吧！你们都亲眼目睹了！ You saw it!You saw it with your own eyes!
我的元首，就让我回地球吧 Please, my Führer, letme return to the Earth.
我再去多拿些这种装置回来 Let me get more of thesedevices.
- 没人去了还能回来- 我会回来的 - No one has ever returned from such flight.- I will return.
如果我们想要抵抗来自地球的侵略，我们别无选择 We don't have a choice if we wantto execute the Earth invasion.
你们是否愿意为元首效力 (Goebbels) Are you willingto work with the Führer
成为国防军的坚强后盾 stand behind the Wehrmacht,
以祖国的名义为国家效力！ in the name of the fatherland!
谢谢，我估计耳朵都快出血了 Thank you.Thought my ears were gonna bleed.
不客气 You're welcome.
能告诉我你的名字吗？ May I... ask what you name is?
华盛顿，詹姆斯·华盛顿 Washington.James Washington.
- 你叫什么？- 雷纳特·里克特 - What yours?- Renate Richter.
见到你很高兴，华盛顿 It is a pleasure to meet you, Washington.
詹姆斯·华盛顿 James Washington.
- 我是一位地球学家- 对不起，一位…什么？ - I'm Earthologist.- I'm sorry, a... a what?
地球行星的专家 An expert on the planet Earth.
太好了，以前从来没听说过这种工作 Great. Never heard thatline of work before.
哦，这非常重要 Oh, it is very important.
哦，那是肯定的了 Oh, I am sure it is.
告诉我，地球学家…小姐… Tell me something, miss um...Earthologist...
你去过地球么？ you ever been to Earth?
没有 No.
但我们派遣出一些长距抗引力转移设备 But we have sent some Reichsflugscheiben.
宇宙飞船 Spacecraft.
那是非常危险的任务 It is a very dangerous mission.
没有人能返回 Nobody has ever returned.
你是怎么在那个设备中生存的？ How do you survive in that squatter?
那个…？哦，你是问我做什么工作的 In that...? Oh, you ask me what my job is.
哦…我是一个模特 Well... I'm a model.
具体是模范什么？ A model of what exactly?
模范与模范为同一单词
为什么你们都问我这个问题？听着… What it you people keep asking methat question? Look...
我是一个模特，知道么，姐们？ I am a model. Okay, sister?
我会微笑，摆出各种姿势，人们给我拍照，定期会这么做 I smile, I show my sixpack,people take pictures of me. Period.
- 为什么他们给你拍照？- 因为我很火辣，该死！ - Why would they take pictures of you?- Because I'm HOT, damn it!
我是说，你认为我很火辣，是吧？ I mean, what, you think I'm hot, right?
是吧？ Right?
我不晓得你的温度有何不妥 I have no idea what your temperature is.
你的皮肤怎么了？ What's wrong with your skin?
得了吧，我说，你之前就没见到过黑人兄弟吗？ Come on now, please. I mean,you have met a brother before, right?
- 没有，我是独生女- 不是的，我不是那个意思，我是说… - No, I'm the only child.- No, no-no-no, I didn't mean like that. I meant...
我是说黑人 a black man.
没有，所以我感到很迷惑，因为… No... and this continues to confuse me,because...
因为你比我第一次遇见你时又黑了不少 you are much blackerwhen I first encountered you.
好吧，姑娘，要么是我黑，要么就是你瞎眼了 Okay girl, look.Either I'm black or you're blind.
他们会对我怎么样？ Look, what is going to happen to me?
那人为什么老拿针头扎我？ I mean, what's with this-this-this guythat keeps sticking needles in me?
- 还有旁边那个愤青？- 我父亲用针扎你？ - And what of this other angry dude?- My father's sticking needles into you?
那个疯狂博士？是你父亲？ That freaking scientist guy? That's your dad?
那么这个人呢…啊！ And what about, you know... ARRRRR!
新闻通讯指挥官阿德勒先生？ Herr Nachrichtenübermittlungs-Oberführer Adler?
- 你说什么？- 克劳斯·阿德勒 - I'm sorry, what?- Klaus Adler.
他将是…下一任元首 He's going to be...(whispers) the next Führer.
还会成为我的丈夫 And my husband.
什么？你是打赌输了，还是怎么…？ What, did you lose a bet or something?
我是说…嘿…看上去…你前世修来的福啊 I mean... Hey... look... lucky you.
事实上，他福气真好 Well, actually, lucky him.
我不该来这里 I shouldn't even be here.
喔，喔，喔，你不能放着我不管 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now, you cannot leave me tied up like this.
- 请你帮个忙- 什么？ - Please do me a favor.- What?
- 假装成纳粹- 如果我不呢？ - Play a Nazi.- Well, if I don't?
- 他们会杀了你的- 哦，好极了 - They will eliminate you.- Oh great.
能换个电台吗？！ (Goebbels speech continues)Is there a different radio station?!
看来效果不错 Looks good.
用这个应该就行了 This will solve our little problem.
我这就来 I'm coming.
看来很好！ Looks very good!
现在只需要… And now we just...
白化剂
为什么不让我和你一起去？ Why don't you take me with you?
别担心，亲爱的 -Don't worry, darling.
我一完成任务，就回到你身边 After I've completed my mission,I'll come and get you.
我不是这个意思，我是说我是个地球通！ That's not what I mean.I study the Earth!
我对地球了如指掌，你需要我 I know everything about it.You need me.
我的小宝贝，你哪来的这么多奇思怪想？ You sweet little thing, where do youget all those crazy ideas?
大多数都是从…从书里看来的 From... from books, mostly.
还有从电影看来的 Sometimes from films.
我会凯旋而归的 I shall return as a hero.
- 希特勒万岁！- 是科茨弗莱施万岁！ Heil Hitler!- Heil Kortzfleisch!
- 记住了吗？- 是的，元首 Won't you ever learn?- But of course, my Führer.
我们还有一张王牌 We have one more ace up our sleeve.
让他看看我们的秘密武器 Show him what we have.
- 哇哈，诸位请看！- 博士 Voilá, gentlemen!Doctor.
仔细看看，先生们 Watch closely, gentlemen.
万岁！ Heil!
快站起来，你这蠢货！ Stand up, you fool.
胜利万岁！ Sieg Heil!
现在这囚犯是我们一员了，我们去地球 With the prisoner now being one of us,we will go down to Earth.
他会帮助我们找到更多的手机电脑 He will help us to findmore telephone computers.
回来让“诸神的黄昏”腾空而起 We return, and get theGötterdämmerung flying.
阿德勒队长，我希望你已经就我返回地球一事讨论过了 Oberführer Adler, I hope you'vediscussed my return to the Earth.
- 一切都在计划之中- 纳粹德国信任你 - This is the order, yes.- The Reich trusts you.
- 谢谢你，博士，替我照顾好你女儿- 好的 Thank you, Doctor.Take care of your daughter for me.
胜利万岁
瓦尔哈拉殿堂见 See you in Valhalla.
瓦尔哈拉殿堂是北欧神话中死亡之神奥丁款待阵亡将士英灵的殿堂
纽约北部
- 你闻到了吗 ？- 没有，我们得抓紧时间 - You smell that?- No. We don’t have time to waste.
带我去见你们总统 Take me to that president of yours.
什么？总统? What? The President?
伙计，我以为你要去苹果专卖店 Come on man, I thought you want me totake you to the Mac store or something.
你说过你知道美国总统在哪 You said that you would know the Presidentof these United States of the Americas.
是，我知道 Right, of course.
美国总统 That President.
那我能也见见总统吗？ May I meet this President too?
雷纳特，你在这干嘛？ Renate! What are you doing here?
嘿！里克特小姐，欢迎来到地球 Hey! Miss Richter! Welcome to my planet.
这不是未来元首之妻应该来的地方 This is not the place for the mother ofthe children of the future Führer.
更不是女人应该来的地方 And definitelynot the place for a woman.
但是我的男人在这儿 My place is by my man.
- 从我的田里滚开- 我们得走了 - Get the hell outta my property.- You better get outta here.
快跑！ Run for it!
拦一辆车 Stop the vehicle.
改变计划，我们步行 Change of plans.We walk.
好主意，伙计 Sounds good, man.
纽约
啊！一辆小客车 Ah! A small bus.
喔，喔，喔… 别急，老板 Whoa-whoa-whoa...Now hold on here, Boss man
这不是明智之举，我跟你说过什么 That may not be the sharpest move.Look, look, I'll tell you what.
让我跟他们谈谈，我也是黑人，他们的一员 Let me go talk to those guys, all right?They know me, you know, I'm one of them
同意吗？ Are you with me?
好么，你同意了，好的… Yeah, now - now you're talking.Alright...
现在… Now...
- 他还不知道自己不是黑人了吗？- 不，他会吓一跳的 Doesn't he know?- No. He'll be thrilled.
真是太高兴见到你们了 Now seriously, how I amglad to see you all, man.
看上去非洲一小半都在这了，哦，伙计们，我们见过的，嗯？我也爱你们！ Looks like small Africa part in this [...] Oh,people, you all know me, huh? I love you too!
华盛顿！ -Washington!
那不是你的车吧？因为我…呃，听着，伙计，不用掏那玩意儿出来吧 That ain't one of yours, is it? Because I... Um,look, man, you ain't got to bring this shit out.
嘿，没什么，听着，我是你们的好兄弟…我靠，伙计！走！走！ Hey, this all good. Look, I'm a peace-lovingbrother, man... fuck it, man! Go! Go!
- 你还好吧？- 好个屁啊，疯狂的纳粹分子？ - Are you alright?- Do I fucking look alright to you, miss crazy fucking Nazi?
啊…我说，到底是怎么回事？ Ah... I mean..What the hell just happened?
你知道…好吧，我可能不是你们需要的人，但是我…我去！ You know... Okay, I may be not oneof the right fellas, but I mean - Geez!
他们开始叫我白鬼！我是说，为什么他妈的他们叫我白鬼？ A-and then they started calling me white! I mean,why in the fuck would they be calling me white?
哦，不，他妈的！！ On, no mother-f WAY!!
你们对我做了什么？ What did you sick sons-of-bitches do to me?
- 我应该早点告诉你的- 什么？我是不是看起来像他妈的北极熊？ - I should've told you - What? ThatI look like a fucking polar bear?
你们知道什么！你们两个真他妈会办事啊！ You know what: you two really, REALLY know,how to fuck up a guy's Christmas!
闭嘴，蠢货！你他妈是怎么了！ Quiet, YOU FOOL! What is wrong with you!
我们把你变成了雅利安人，你现在是我们的一员 We made you Aryan, you are one of us now
- 你应该感谢我们- 感谢你？ - You should be thanking us- Thanking you?
我应该让那帮兄弟用他们的大脚 What I should have done is let thosebrothers come here with a size 15s
插你的屁眼，让你两周都闻脚丫子味 put those foot so far up your ass that youcan taste the toe nail for 2 fucking weeks
克劳斯！！ Klaus!!
带我去找你的头儿 Bring me to your leader
詹姆斯·华盛顿 James... Washington.
好…好，你真行！ Yeah... yeah. You got it!
不！
纽约，联合国同盟
我再次重申… I am telling you once again..
我们前一秒刚得到 One moment we receive confirmation
飞船在月球安全降落的消息 that the ship has landedsuccessfully on the Moon
下一秒通讯就全部中断了 Then next, all communication stopped
- 信号消失- 你们是不是有所隐瞒？ - The signal simply vanished- Or you're hiding something from us?
是啊，我们在月球背面藏了好东西 Yeah, we are hiding something onthe dark side of the Moon
我还是不相信整个计划 I still find it very difficult to believethat entire purpose of the mission
就是要帮助你们总统连任 was to promote your President's re-election
不管你们信不信，我们有的议员 Well believe what you like, we hadmere senators
为了一官半职，真是一掷千金啊 spend hundreds of millions on campaignsto get elected to dog-shit-posts.
但是，秘书长先生，这次行动所花的钱要有军事目的才说得通 But Mr Secretary, the expenses involved this timeonly make sense if there was a military purpose.
好的，我要申明 Okay, lets get this clear
美国登月没有军事目的 The United States has nomilitary activity on the Moon
那么能源探索呢？ What about natural resources activity?
大家都知道，你们美国人有时候会把两者搞混的 We know how the US sometimesmixes them two up
你们不会是在那边找氦-3吧？ - Is there any chance that you arelooking for Helium 3 up there?
氦-3？有这种东西吗？你乱编的吧？ Helium... 3...? You justmade that up didn't you?
无稽之谈 That's so silly
纽约，总统竞选总部
黑人登月
这些还是初步设想吧？ I assume these are just preliminary ideas?
先生，这次的时间很赶 Sir... we have a very small delivery window
- 叫我先生？- 是的，先生 - Sir?- Yes, sir.
夫人，这就是我们的成品 Ma'am, and... this is all.
部门主任留下，其他的人出去 Anyone who is not head of thedepartment... should leave
你这个白痴！ You IDIOTS!
蠢驴！叫你们蠢驴还真侮辱驴了 You morons!That's an insult to morons
这算什么屎玩意？！ What is this SHIT?!
我要和他妈的美国总统开会 I have a meeting with the Presidentof the United FUCKING States of America.
就是他妈的明天早上 Tomorrow fucking morning
不是和他妈的赞比亚总统会谈！ Not the President of fucking Zambia!
不是和他妈的垃圾国家总统交涉！ Not the President ofthe fucking Janitor's Union!
也不是和他妈的什么第三世界国家的总统谈判！ But the President of the fucking country in whichwe happen to all live above the third world!
你们这帮没用的狗屎废物！！ You peaces of hilacious SHIT!!
我该怎么和她说？ What am I suppose to tell her?
说我的雇员…智商太低 That my employees...are not intelligent enough
连他妈的白痴都不如？ to be fucking morons?
那真是太好了 That's beautiful.
我要出去买把刀 I am stepping out to buy a knife.
等我回来的时候，我希望听到… And when I step back in,I expect to hear something...
让我很爽的方案 that is going to get me more happy
能让我达到G点高潮的那种 that a G-spot orgasm.
否则我就捅死你们所有人 Or I will stab you all to death.
用那把我新买的刀 With my new knife.
我不是开玩笑 I'm not kidding.
你要干什么？放开 Hey, what the fuck?Excuse me.
把你脏手拿开，你这混蛋… Get your fuckin' hands off me,you mother...
- 她是你老板吧？- 是，她是个大人物 - Is she your boss?- Yeah, she's the big cheese.
- 她认识总统？- 哦，对，对，她们关系很密切 - And she knows the president?- Oh yeah, yeah. They real tight.
- 你个混蛋！…我操你妈…- 哦，拜托 You motherfucker!...fuck you...Oh, come on.
你个傻逼，你知道我是谁么？嗯？你知道么？ You fuckin' animal.Do you know who I am? Huh? Do you?
你们绑架错了人，他妈的绑架错了人 You just kidnapped the wrong woman.The wrong fucking woman.
哦，对，有你们好受的，我要踢爆你的菊花！ Oh yeah. I hope your having a good time.I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass!
好极了 Excellent.
到我了 My turn.
第四帝国即新纳粹分子幻想中复兴第三帝国（纳粹德国）的未来国家 我是第四帝国指挥官克劳斯·阿德勒，我们的基地在月球上 I am Commander Klaus Adler of the 4thReich. We are based on the moon.
有人告诉我说，你跟美国总统很熟 I'm told you know the president ofthese United States of the Americas.
你要带我们去见总统，因为… You will take us to thatPresident, because...
- 我有个特别的礼物给他- 给他？ - I have a very special present for him.- Him?
哦，他会喜欢的，他喜欢礼物 Well he'll loved that.He just loves presents.
一旦我的任务完成 As soon as my mission is accomplished.
纳粹军队就由我指挥 The Nazi invading forces will becalled in under my directions
我们就能终结那些坏蛋的好日子 and we will end the good timesfor the bad people.
你要怎么做呢？ And just how do you propose to do that?
- 斩尽杀绝- 什么？ - We'll simply eliminate them.- What?
- 不好意思，不是这么说的吧- 雷纳特，我不认为你… - Sorry, that is not what we are told.- Renate, I don't think that you...
好吧，为什么不呢？ Yeah. Why not?
为什么你不告诉这女人我们为什么来这，就像你教育那些孩子？ Why don't you tell you this fräulein why we'rehere. Just like you keep telling your pupils.
我很乐意这么做 I would love to do that.
你看… You see...
民族社会主义德国工人党是人民的政党 the National Socialist Party isthe people's party, nothing more.
我们带着和平、团结、爱与美德的意愿 We wish to return to Earth withour message of peace and unity,
回到地球 love through virtue
还有善意 and kindness, for example.
我们身心健康 We are healthy,in mind and body.
灵魂勇敢而真诚 Our spirits are brave and true.
能达到这种境界是因为我们强有力的纪律 And we achieve because we are strong,and disciplined in our cause.
没有人像我们这样忠诚可靠 There's simply no beliefthat can match ours.
和平与团结是我们带给人类的礼物 Because peace and unity is the giftwe bring to all mankind.
- 你们地球生物所需要懂的…- 是，是，我知道了，演说家 - What you and all earthlings need to know...- Yeah, yeah. I get it, Hedwig.
很好 This is good.
会起作用的 This is gonna work.
我需要你 You, I need.
而你… And you...
我也想要 I want.
好吧，我们去见总统 Alright, let's go meet the President.
总统女士… Madam President...
这就是你要的奇迹 Here is the miracleyou asked for.
- 他是谁？- 他来带领竞选团队 - Who is this man?- He will lead the campaign troops.
雷纳特，请开始… Renate, please...
很简单 This is very simple.
这个世界病了… The world is sick...
而我们是医生 but we are the doctors.
世界缺乏营养，而我们是维他命 The world is anemic,and we are the vitamin.
世界是虚弱的，而我们带来力量 The world is weary,but we are the strength.
我们为让世界变得健康而来 We are hereto make the world healthy once again.
努力工作… With hard work...
诚实、正派、体面 with honesty, with clarity,with decency.
我们是爱和勇敢的产物 We are the product of lovingmothers and brave fathers.
我们是爱和勇敢的化身 We are the embodimentof love and bravery.
我们是上帝与科学的产物 We are the gift of bothGod and science.
我们就是解密人 We are the answer to the question.
我们是全人类的福祉所在 We are the promisedelivered to all mankind.
举起手来，为国家效忠 For that we raise our hand,to one nation.
我们踩着时代的鼓点 We step to the beat of one drum
前进 of this world.
我们为后辈开创基业 We are the people with thechildren on our shoulders.
正如我们的父母一样 In the same way as our fatherscarried us and their fathers before them.
我们是团结有力的民族 We are the one people,united and strong.
我们是值得信任的民族 We are the one people with certainty.Moral certainty.
我们无所畏惧，所向披靡 We are invincibleand we have no fear.
真理让我们团结一心！！ Because the truth makes us ONES!!
(Song: "B Mashina")
只剩下一天了 (singer with an Eastern European accent)Only one day is left
只有一天了 only one day
我们要离开他们/i> we are leaving the others
我们要走了 we're going away
今天我们暂且蛰伏，静待契机 Today we all steal,animals we are
领土尽失 possession is lost
(unintelligible loudspeaker announcements)
但我们的灵魂狂野 Our souls are from the wild
羽翼直达天际 and wings to reach the sky
让太阳坠入海洋 Let the sun fall into the ocean
让地球陷入火海 let the Earth erupt in flames
拥有足够的力量与知识 It is enough to have the strengthand knowledge
来启动梦想机器升空 to raise our Dream Machines into the sky
让他们无知觉地沉睡 Let them sleep who do not know
最终的一天到来了，最终 The last day is here.The very last
我们拂晓出发 And we leave at dawn.
元首 Mein Führer.
时间到了 It's time.
叛徒阿德勒将会大吃一惊 The traitor Adler will get a surprise.
我们将直达寰宇与星际 (singer)To universe, to the stars we go
将机器发送至天际 Sending machines up to the sky
留下那些不知道明日计划的人 And leave behind those who don't knowof the final day
我们离开那些不知情的沉睡的人 We leave in sleep those who don't know
我们乘坐B-机器 We are driven by the B-machine
乘坐B-机器打破拂晓 breaking at dawn on B-machine
狂野的B-机器，永不停止 Wild B-machine - that never stops
我们送至天际的机器 (women's choir)Machines we are sending to the skies
以及我们所有人 Above us all
留下那些不知道明日计划的人 And leave behind those who do not knowOf the final day
我们离开那些不知情的沉睡的人 We leave in sleep those who do not knowAnd we leave at dawn
我们乘坐B-机器，永不停止… We're driven byThe B-machine that never stops...
嘿！月球上纳粹要反攻，你们这些人都看不见吗？ Hey! The moon Nazis are coming. What'swrong with you people, can't you see?
告诉你，我亲眼见过 Look, I've been there.I'm telling you.
整个月球上都是他们基地，他们就要反攻地球了 They got this whole moon base, they got this whole likespace thing goin' on, and they comin' to take over.
哦，你们没听说过？你们要相信，纳粹真的要来了 Oh, you never listen to this right?Listen now cuz they comin, they comin'.
他们要来把我们都消灭，为什么你们不听呢？我是说… They coming to get us all. Why ain'tyou guys listenin' to me? I mean...
雷纳特 Renate.
华盛顿，詹姆斯·华盛顿 Washington.James Washington.
很高兴看到你还活着 I'm so glad to see you alive.
大伙看看，就是这婊子让我变成白人的 Look, I got one. This the bitch thatmade me white as a fuckin' snowflake.
来人啊，帮帮忙！！哦！ Come on people, HELP ME!! Uh!
救命！ Help me!
我曾经救了你一命！ I saved your life!
你就是那个已经死了的黑人… So, you are a formerly dead, black model...
在月球上过了个周末后… who's now suddenlya living white hobo...
现在又复活变成了白人流浪汉，对吗？ after spending a weekendon the Moon. Is that correct?
- 对，是啊- 嗯，所以我在听 - Yes, that's correct.- Huh. So I was listening.
尼尔·阿姆斯特朗是第一个离开地球踏上月球的人 你就是做了变性手术的尼尔·阿姆斯特朗，是吗？ And ah you, are Neil Armstrong after thesex change operation. Is this correct?
不，不是，你一点也没注意听 No, that is not correct.You were not listening at all.
我是里克特，雷纳特·里克特 My name is Richter.Renate Richter.
我设法救他，现在发现他愚蠢、孩子气，不知感恩 And I tried to save this man life and Ithink he's stupid, childish and ungrateful.
好吧，问这月球女纳粹，我是不是去过月球背面？ Okay. Ask Miss Moon-Nazi here, was I,or was I not, on the Dark side of the Moon.
好吧，那么你的问题就是：他是否去过月球背面？ Okay. So his question for you is: was he, orwas he not, on the Dark side of the Moon?
是的，詹姆斯·华盛顿去过月球背面 Yes, Mr. Washington, James Washingtonwas on the Dark side of the Moon.
是吧？我早就说过 There. What did I tell you?
我是个黑人，现在变成白人，去过月球背面，现在又回来了 I am black, but now I'm white. I went to theDark side of the Moon, but I'm now back.
纳粹要把我们都杀光 And the Nazis are coming to kill us all.
你们会后悔没仔细听我说话的！ And you guys are going to be so sorrythat you didn't listened to me!
詹姆斯·华盛顿先生，你为什么愤怒沮丧？ Mr. Washington James.Why are you so upset and so angry?
- 赶紧给我消失- 我不明白 - Get lost.- But I do not understand.
我是说，我们把你变成了白人 I mean, we made you white.
我们跟你说过，纳粹党人带着和平团结的意愿 We taught you the National Socialistmessage about peace and unity.
你们这些人夺走了我一切 You people have robbed me of everything.
我的肤色、身份、事业 My-my race, my identity, my career.
我都被气糊涂了，我是说你们夺走了一切 And I'm beginning to think my flippin'mind too. I mean just everything.
你知道这个吗？ Do you know this?
知道 Yes.
很好，来吧 Wunderbar.Come on.
查理·卓别林《大独裁者》
进去看看，我跟你解释完了，你就会明白 Come on in. I will explain it to you.Then you will understand.
我得说，你真是个奇怪的妞 You are one strange broad.I will give you that.
你得给我买份爆米花，是吧？ Oh you know you're buyin' popcorn, right?
125分钟后
我去，真垃圾 Man, that was bullshit.
原来… It was...
- 这部电影这么长- 是啊，你肯定看的是删减版 - It was so long.- Yeah. They coulda edited it down a bit.
他在嘲弄元首 He was mocking the Führer.
我现在觉得你还不了解纳粹 I'm getting a sense there's a lotabout Nazis you don't know.
但是我就是纳粹 - But I am a Nazi.
哦，对，对，我知道，我是说，但是你不像… - Oh yeah, yeah, I know,I mean - but you're not like...
哦，我是说，你知道…他们像一帮傻逼 Well, I mean, you know... like them.A bunch of stupid bullies.
不，他们都是好孩子 No, I'm sure, they're good boys.
忠于德意志 And loyal to the Reich,and their mothers.
看，他们都戴着代表爱的肩章 Look, they are wearing the symbol of love.
- 纳粹十字章？- 对 - The swastika?- Yeah.
从没听说过那是爱的标志 Never heard it called that before.
不…你这是… No, no.No, no no no no. You just...
晚上好，孩子们
看这谁来了，金发碧眼，正妹啊 What we got here, blond hair,blue eyes, nice rack.
希特勒见了也会勃起的 Even Hitler would get a hard-on.
- 听着，我来解释，听着，哥们，我们不是来找麻烦的- 滚一边去，臭要饭的 - Look, I got this. Look, guys, we don't want any trouble.- Why don't you get lost hobo.
听着，我有个最好笑的故事讲给你听，你是不会相信的… - Look, I got the funniest story totell you. Your not gonna believe this..
够了，停下 - Stop that, that is enough.
哦，天哪！ Oh God!
嘣！ Boom!
该死，雷纳特 Damn, Renate.
这就是你在地球论课堂上的教的么？ Is that what you teachin Eartology classes?
地球学… Earthologie...
我不是地球学家 I'm not Earthologist.
我根本就不了解地球的一切 I don't know anything about Earth.
我必须告诉克劳斯 I have to talk to Klaus.
这个姑娘不错啊 (mumbles something)
是啊…我也是这么想的 Yeah... That's what I thought.
嘿，雷纳特，等等！ Hey Renate, wait up!
她需要打一场硬仗 What she needs is a good war.
这样能让她更受欢迎 A war always make the president popular.
哦，我或许可以帮上忙 Well, I might be ableto help her out there.
什么意思？ How do you mean?
只要我一句话，进攻就会开始 One word from me, and theinvasion from the Moon begins.
- 你一直是这种硬派作风，是吧？- 是的 - You never break character do you?- No.
我从不屈服 I can never be broken.
- 你闻起来味道很好- 时机已经来临 - You smell so good.- The time has come.
我会告诉你我的计划 I show you my plans.
回来嘛 Come back here.
看哪，看哪，我有东西要给你看 Look, look.I've mapped out some things.
哦，大家伙，只工作不娱乐么？ Oh big fella.All work and no play?
现在听着，你认为如果我让总统消失… Now listen, do you thinkif I asphyxiate the President...
军队会不会归顺我们？ will the troops stand in line with us?
然后我就命令进攻月球 That's when I will order the moon invasion.
来场大屠杀 It will be choirless bloodshed.
消灭月球的元首 After I eliminate themoon Führer, of course.
克劳斯…阿德勒… Klaus... Adler...
希特勒万岁！ Heil Hitler!
我不叫希特勒！ The name's not Hitler!
哦…克劳斯，这些小丑也要来加入我们吗？ Um... so, Klaus, is the clown joining us?
什么，你们买票了吗？ What, did you all buy tickets?
好吧，不向我介绍你们的朋友吗 Okay, so, do you want tointroduce me to your friends.
纳粹猪，把你的脏手拿开 Get your hooks off meyou crystal noob piece-of-shit.
放了我吧，我让你爽爽 I can make this worth your while.Just please, let me go.
- 动手吧，月球战士- 别开枪！ - Do it, Moon Corporal.- Don't shoot!
就凭你，还想消灭月球元首？ And you want to eliminatethe Moon Führer.
你知道叛国的后果吗？ Do you knowthe penalty for treason?
齐格弗里德战舰报告 The Siegfried fleet flagship Tannhauser speaking
我们已经到达预定轨道，瓦尔基里计划准备完毕 We have reached the orbit and are readyto launch the Valkyries.
海因里希战舰准备完毕 warship Heinrich ready for attack
比特里弗战舰准备完毕 warship Biterolf ready to attack.
- 舰队已经集结完毕，元首- 非常好 The fleet is ready, my Führer.- Excellent.
告诉他们等待我回归 Tell them to wait for my return.
然后我们就开始迅速反攻 We shall then beginthe Meteorblitzkrieg.
我们会清除所有地球上的劣等民族 We'll wipe all these sub-humansoff the Earth map.
克劳斯！！ KLAUS!!
我来告诉你，我和你还有你的计划再无瓜葛 I need to tell you that I havenothing to do with you or your plans.
你这纳粹的渣滓 You Nazi piece-of-shit.
哦，很好，因祸得福 Oh well.A blessing in disguise.
我现在一击就能消灭所有帝国的敌人 Now I can kill all the enemies ofthe Reich in one stroke.
再见了，傀儡 Farewell, puppet Führer.
一个吹箫就把他搞定了 He fell for the old'one last blow job' offer.
天哪，傻逼纳粹 God, Nazis are stupid.
枪法很棒 I commend you on your marksmanship.
可惜，这么棒的妞让她跑了，晚些时候再干掉她 Shame. She was such a nice girl.Just have to kill her later.
那么，这都是真的了？ So, it was real?
- 一直都是- 别怀疑纳粹，美人 - All this time.- Never doubt a Nazi, schöne Frau.
再见，美人 Farwell, fashionista.
我还有个星球要征服！ I have a planet to conquer!
我只是… I'll just...
回来拿这个 grab this.
再见 Bye.
祝你下半生好运 Good luck with the rest of your life.
真是他妈的不可思议 Un... be... fuckin... lievable.
他们像正常女人一样发育，但是看这 They develop like ordinary women.But look.
没有毛发，这里也没有，像个小女孩 No hair here, nor here.Like little girls.
如果她们长毛发，看起来就像… And when they do have hair,it looks like...
我们伟大元首的胡子 The moustache of our great Führer.
这些图片都让我硬了 The pictures kind of turn me on.
胜利万岁！ Sieg Heil!
阿德勒先生，元首在哪里？ Herr Adler. Where's the Führer?
元首死了，新元首万岁 The Führer is dead.Long live the new Führer.
不妨直说吧，那就是我 That's me, in case you're wondering.
胜利万岁！请这边走 Sieg Heil! This way.
希特勒万岁！ Heil Hitler".
当然从现在开始，要改成“阿德勒万岁” From now on, of course,it's "Heil Adler".
岁月…不饶人啊 Time... is the sin.
瓦尔哈拉殿堂见 I'll see you in Valhalla.
5点45分开始反攻 At 5.45 we'll start firing back.
把所有的炸弹都投向敌人！ Every bomb will be retaliated.
流星闪击战打响！ The Meteorblitzkrieg shall begin!
谢谢，凯利，不久之前纽约遭到袭击 Moments ago, New Yorkhas come under attack.
目击者表示看到数百架不明飞行物突然出现，并展开交火 Witnesses claim to have seen hundreds of UFO'sappearing suddenly over the city and opening fire.
比利，上面拍到了吗 Billy get that. Get that.Are you getting that?
凯利，太空船的直径至少60英尺 Kelly, the craft is atleast 60 feet across.
我看到有个武器一样的东西从底部探出 I'm seeing what appears to be weaponsof some-kind dangling down from the bottom.
天哪，开火了，我得找地方躲一躲 Oh my God. It's opening fire, it's openingfire. I'm getting the hell out of here.
没有其他信息，以上是我们所知全部情况 There is little information.But here's what we know at this time.
- 好吧，你看，其实是这样，克劳斯…- 我知道这是你的功劳 - Ok, you see, the thing is, that Klaus...- I know it was your doing.
- 太棒了- 太棒了？ - It's wonderful.- It's wonderful?
很聪明，现在我是战时总统了 It's brilliant.I'm a wartime president now.
所有在第一任期内发动战争的总统 All presidents who start a war in theirfirst term, always get re-elected.
都会取得连任，我本来计划炸了澳大利亚什么的 I thought I wasgonna have to bomb Australia or something.
现在不用了，你给我制造出… But no, you bring me real...
- 不过那些是什么人？- 纳粹 - Who are these guys anyway?- Nazis.
- 来自月球- 活生生的纳粹？ - From the Moon.- Real live Nazis?
我靠，越来越棒了 Holy shit, this just keepsgetting better and better.
你真是奇迹制造者 You're a miracle worker, babe.
啊，他们是我们唯一光明正大打败过的人啊 Ah, they're the only guys we ever actuallymanaged to beat in a fair fight.
我就像富兰克林·罗斯福，除了没有小儿麻痹症 I'm just like Franklin D. Roosevelt,only you know I'm not a spastic.
我就知道你会很兴奋 I knew you'd be excited.
那么，如果你是罗斯福，谁是你的巴顿将军或者麦克阿瑟？ So, if you’re our Roosevelt, then who's yourum... General Patton, or, you know, MacArthur?
- 国防部长先生，你有什么建议吗？- 她就不错 - Mr. Secretary of Defense. Do you haveany thoughts on this?- Send her.
- 我？- 你是奇迹制造者啊 - Me?- Hey, you're the miracle worker.
显然你也能躲过子弹 Apparently you dodge bullets too.
- 我不知道…- 穿什么吗 ？哦！ - I wouldn't know..- What to wear? Huh!
你想的东西这么善解人意 You'll think of something. You always do.
- 总统女士…- 嗯？ - Madam President...- Huh?
准备好应战了吗？ Ready to face the music?
是太空纳粹！ It's SPACE NAZIIIS!
去北部，我们要回月球 Take us upstate.We need to go back to the Moon.
喔，喔…我们？ 不，不，不，我们和我可是两码事，我不想去 Whoa, whoa... We? No, no, no. See, 'we'rhymes with 'me', and I ain't goin'.
你还不知道，他们在月球上有“诸神的黄昏” You don't get it. They havethe Götterdämmerung on the Moon.
我他妈才不管他们有什么，我才不回去,打死也不！ I could give a good damn what they have.I'm not going back to that place. No way!
你想下半辈子就这个样子了吗？ You want to look like thatfor the rest of your life?
哦，好吧，说得好像是我的错一样 Oh great. Now this is my fault.
- 开个门- 我不是英雄，詹姆斯 - Let me in.- I'm no hero, James.
我需要你 I need you.
你知道怎么开这东西吗？ Do you know howto drive this thing?
“银河飞将”是一款太空射击游戏 哦，估计和玩“银河飞将”差不多吧 Well, can't be any differentthan playing 'Wing Commander'.
试试这个… Lets try...
我发誓我们没在月球上放任何东西！ I swear we do not have nothing on the Moon!
- 日本？- 不是我们的 - Japan?- It is not ours.
- 中国？- 不是我们 - China?- It is not us.
当然也不是我们的 It's bloody well not ours.
- 我承认- 是么，朝鲜？你承认什么？ - I confess- Yes, North Korea? Confess to what?
飞船是我们的 The spaceships are ours.
我们伟大的领袖亲自设计和建造的 Our beloved leader designedand build them himself.
- 笑什么？- 好吧，朝鲜，请坐 - What is so funny?- All right, North Korea. Sit down.
我就知道是你，印度，我就知道 - So it was you India, I knew that.- No, no, no. That is a sign of peace.
不，这是和平的标志 This is the sign of peace.
都闭嘴，蠢货 Just cut it out, you morons.
那是纳粹，我是说，真正的纳粹 These thugs are Nazis.And I mean the real... McCoy.
他们潜藏月球已久，等待时机发动攻击 They've been hidin' out on the moonjust waiting to pounce.
我的问题是，你们打算怎么办？ Now my question is,what do ya'll plan to do about it?
因为我们恰好有所准备 Cuz we just happen to have a littlesomething up our own sleeve,
我敢肯定，你们一定会感激的 and I'm sure,they'll be thankful for it.
请允许我来展示下一代探索飞船，美国参议院乔治·布什号 May I present to you with the Marsexploration ship, the USS George W. Bush.
做得好，拿去给泰勒长官 Good work, take it to Officer Tyler please.
这是轨道，轨道窗口运行情况如何？ Trajectory, what's our statuson the orbit window?
指挥官驾到 Commander on deck.
敌方舰队对美军展开全力进攻 The hostile fleet have launched a full scaleaerial attack against the United States.
齐柏林硬式飞艇似乎是做航母，在热大气层内运行 These Zeppelins appear to be carriers and theyare operating fully within the thermosphere.
每艘航母大约搭载200舰队，而且极其… Each of them carry approximately 200enemy vessels and are extremely...
下地狱吧，阿德勒先生 Hell hath no fury, Herr Adler.
好吧，孩子们，好戏开始了 Alright kiddies.Let's get this show on the road.
微微安，看上去不错啊，那边怎么样？ Vivian, you look great.How is it going up there?
总统大人，好极了 Madam President,I couldn't be better.
我已装载了数百万吨核弹头 I am packing dozens of mega tonsof nuclear warheads
准备塞在克劳斯的屁眼里 which I am going to carefullyplace up Klaus's kraut ass.
- 只要他一出现- 使劲点，猛踢他的屁股 - Just as soon I get him in my sights.- Carry on. Kick butt.
让我们看场好戏 Let 'em see what that baby can do.
这就对了 That's right.
在你们讨论什么气候改变、人权、禁止捕鲸等狗屁倒灶的屌事时 While you were arguing about climatechange, human rights and Whales' dicks,
这就是我们所做的 this is what we were doing.
请允许我来展示下一代探索飞船 May I present to youthe tomorrow's exploration ship,
美国参议院乔治·布什号 the USS George W. Bush.
火星探索么？ Mars exploration?
但是它装备有武器 But you have armed it.
我们有权装载武器，火星是颗红色星球 We have the right to bear arms,and Mars is a red planet.
最佳装载量运行，弹药消耗正常 Working at optimum capacity.Ammo consumption within tolerance.
遭遇重火力袭击，急需增援 We're coming under extremely heavy fire.Were gonna need reinforcements right now.
到底在搞什么？ What the hell is the meaning of this?
你好！朋友，澳大利亚飞船安杜兰1号准备投入战斗 G'day mates. This is Australian ship,Dundee 01. Ready to kick ass.
“喷火”前来报到 Spitfire reporting in.
坚持住，“西加拿大”加入战斗 Hang in there W.Canada joining your battle.
这是对国际空间战条约的公然违背，该条约你们都有签字的 This is a direct violation of this nations' spacetreaty that you all signed, every single one of you.
“和平号”准备加入战斗 MIR join in za battle.
这个不是早该被销毁了么 That is suppose to be destroyed.
这简直是暴行，你们这群骗子和我前夫一样 This is an outrage. You're allliars, just like my ex ex-husband.
- 冷静，女士，冷静- 别叫我女士，讨厌鬼 - Calm down lady, calm down.- Don't you lady me, Pinko.
好了，谁没有武装飞船？ Okay, who didn't armtheir spaceships?
芬兰
哦，很好，很好，真是太好了 Oh great, great.That's just great.
- 你们都跟我保证过的- 但是你也没守信用啊 - You all gave me your word.- But you broke yours.
我们经常不守信用，就是这样 We always break ours,that's just what we do.
好吧，好吧… Okay fine.Fine, fine, fine, fine.
先收拾了这群混蛋再谈这些细节 Let just beat the shit out of these pricksand ah, talk about the details later.
第一舰队的英雄们，请继续战斗，直到最后一人 Heroes of the First Fleet, continueyour attack to the last man -
- 请记住，你们是为德意志而战！- 见鬼，他们是从哪冒出来的？ - and remember, you're fighting for the Reich!- (On radio) Where the hell they all come from?
为元首准备一套制服 Prepare an appropriate uniformfor the Führer.
祖国在召唤他的孩子！ The Fatherlandis calling its children!
这个装置是迄今为止最大的战争机器的关键. This device will complete the biggestwar machine of all times.
“诸神的黄昏”就要起航了！ The Götterdämmerung will fly!
阿德勒万岁！ Heil Adler!
漂亮 This is beautiful.
- 我们去哪里？- 去“诸神的黄昏” - Where the hell are we goin'?- To the Götterdämmerung.
克劳斯应该在那 I think Klaus will be there.
你觉得怎么样，阿德勒先生？ What did you think of that, Herr Adler?
好了，该去处理一些月球上的事务了 Alright, what about this Moon business?
我们来个大闹天宫怎么样？ What do you say we head on overand slap them around a bit.
克劳斯，我来找你了 Klaus baby, I coming to get ya'.
立正！！ ATTEN-SHUN!!
阿德勒万岁！！ HEIL ADLER!!
万岁！ Heil!
回归原位 As you were.
- 怎么样了？- 地球舰队20分钟内进入射程，元首 - Well? - The Earth fleet will be withinfiring range in 20 minutes, my Führer.
- 你的军队准备好了吗？- 翘首以待，里克特博士 - Are your troops ready?- We're waiting for Dr. Richter.
- 这是什么鬼地方？- 这就是“诸神的黄昏” - What the hell is this place?- This is the Götterdämmerung.
它将会解放地球 'It will liberate the Earth!'
事实上 Actually.
这是有史以来人类创造的最大的战争机器 It's the biggest war machineever created by man.
这就是舰桥，我要去那里 This is the bridge. That's where I'm going.
我要找到你父亲，所以… I need to find your father, so...
- 你觉得他在哪？- 我想在那里能找到他 - where you think he at?- I think you will find him over there.
悄悄进去，关闭引擎 Try to sneak in,and please paralyze the engines,
- 不然地球就毁了- 记住，关闭引擎，知道了 - or otherwise the Earth is destroyed.- Note to self, paralyze engines. Got it.
- 好的- 哦，不… - Ok.- Oh. No-no-no-no.
- 怎么了？- 你要小心 - What?- You be careful.
- 我是说，你知道，啊…- 怎么了？ - I mean, you know, ah...- What?
- 因为，哦，你喜欢我- 你想多了… - Because, well, you like me.- Right...
别这样，多多少少吧 Oh, come on, a little.
你喜欢我哦 You like me.
长官，我们可以看到纳粹的堡垒了 We have a visual on theNazi fortress, Commander.
显然我低估了克劳斯 Obvious and overstatedas usual, Klaus.
来吧！！！ COME ON!!!
自动定位报告命中率大于100%，这样下去我们会同归于尽 Automated targeting reports hit percentage above100, so we're consistently achieving double kills.
嘣，婊子！！ BOOM, BITCHES!!
好吧，各位，准备核武器 Alright everyone,let's get those nukes in action.
- 我宣布这块堡垒属于自由开火区- 可是，长官，里面还有妇女和儿童 - I'm declaring this fortress a free-fire-zone.- But Commander, there are woman and children done there.
美国政府是不会向恐怖分子妥协的 The United States of Americadoes not negotiate with terrorists.
- 弹头装入次级装备- 收到 - Prime warheads on secondary armament.- Roger that.
- 准备好所有可用弹头- 快他妈的发射！ - Prepare all available ordinance for ground bombardment.- Fire the fucking nukes!
核弹发射 Nukes away.
做得好 Job well done.
让开！ Move!
谁敢来吵我？谁敢来吵我！ Who dares to disturb me?Who dares to disturb me!
- 里克特博士！- 哦！ - Dr. Richter!- Oh!
你还要多久？ How much time do you need?
“诸神的黄昏”要起航了，元首 It will fly, my Führer.
“诸神的黄昏”将迎接最后的胜利 The Götterdämmerung willfly to the final victory.
废话少说，还要多久？ Cut the crap. How long?
多多少少还得三个月 I would say three months,give or take a little.
给你三分钟 I give you three minutes.
居然挂我电话，没那么简单，罗马不是一天建成的… He cut me off. It's not that easy.Russia wasn't conquered in a day...
嘿，冒牌医生！ Hey quack!
还记得我吗？ Remember me?
你把我漂成了雪花呢 The moon spook youturned into a snowflake.
开启氦-3引擎 Start the Helium-3 engines.
马上！ Now!
开启引擎 Start the engines.
哦，见鬼，启动了 Oh shit, it's alive.
他的老二一定是全宇宙中最小的 He sure must have the smallestdick in the Universe.
装载大炮 Load the cannons.
是时候… Time...
回击了 to fuck back.
各就各位，包围这个大家伙，听我命令开火 Everyone, take positions around this fatphallus and wait for my command to open fire.
- 地面攻击准备完毕- 开火 - Offensive run confirmed.- Let her rip.
我靠！ Shit!
- 大炮准备好了吗？- 已就位，元首 - Are the cannons ready to fire?- Yes, my Führer.
但是地球是在地平线以下，月球另一边 But the Earth is below the horizon,on the other side of the Moon.
我们够不到 We can't shoot.
满月已是昨日黄花，我们来建立新的地平线 It was a full moon yesterday.Let's make a brand new horizon.
自由开火 Fire at will.
开炮！ Fuck it!
- 重启系统- 武器重启中 Reactivate the systems,Weapons Unter-Offizier.
我们来看看… We shall see...
“诸神的黄昏”上的武器是用金属氢制造的 (Scientists) The projectiles of theGötterdämmerung consist of metallic hydrogen,
它的聚集态只有在加压情况下才能实现 whose aggregate state is reachedonly under extreme pressure .
它的破坏力不可估量 Its destructive power hasnever been tested.
可能是意想不到的效果 The effects could be unexpected.
火箭炮弹… (scientists) The rocket shells...
现在不是唱国歌的时候！ There's no song moment now!
歌放错了！ It's a false alarm!
你们是白痴吗？ Are you all imbeciles?
还不去看看出什么事了！快点！！ Go and see what's going on!ON THE DOUBLE!!
- 雷纳特- 我不会让你得逞的 Renate...- I won't let you do it.
你要怎么做？向我开枪吗？ What will you do? Shoot me?
好姑娘… Good girl...
雷纳特·里克特，差点成为我的新娘 Renate Richter, almost my bride.
你毁了自己的美好未来 You destroyed something beautiful,something wonderful.
一个满是雅利安小孩的世界，我们的雅利安小孩！！ A future world full of Aryan children.OUR ARYAN CHILDREN!!
然而你背叛了我，现在你要…要付出代价 But you betrayed me, and you shall...you shall pay for that.
你的美丽应该来装点欧丁神的几案… Your beauty for Odin's table...
- 克劳斯，等等，我有话说- 嗯？ - Klaus! Wait! Let me say something.- Well?
- 我忙着呢- 我一直很尊敬你 I'm a bit busy.- I've always respected you.
无论是作为元首，还是作为男人 As Führer, and as a man.
我一直都在爱你 I've even loved you.
我是你的，永远是你的 I belong to you.To you.
好感人的告别演说，但是晚了，亲爱的，永别了 Cute little speech.But it's too late, my dear. Goodbye.
我明白，我向你致敬 I understand. I hail you.
我的克劳斯 My Klaus.
胜利万岁，我的元首！ Sieg Heil, my Führer!
- 华盛顿，听得见吗？华盛顿- 雷纳特，你在哪？ - Washington, do you hear me? Washington.- Renate. Was that you?
- 你必须关闭引擎- 我正在做呢 - You need to shut down the engines.- I'm working on it.
我了个去 Holy crap.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
击个掌 High five.
真遗憾 Well that was disappointing.
你觉得他受难了吗，哪怕一点点？ Do you think he suffered?Even just a little?
微微安，我知道你可以的，非常轰动，恭喜你 Vivian, I knew you could do it. You're foxyand salacious, all the way. Congratulations.
- 什么是氦-3？- 氦 - What's Helium-3?- Helium.
你是说氦-3吗？ Did you say Helium-3?
是的，大概15到20个巨塔里都是这东西 Yes, there like 15 to 20 giant towersthat appear to be full of the stuff.
- 是我们的- 是吗，为什么？ - That's ours.- It is? Why?
氦-3能满足美国未来一千年的能源需要 Helium-3 will make the U.S. independent of allenergy needs for the next thousand years.
是的，是我们的！ Yes, it's ours!
不，不…听我说，听我说 No, no-no-no-no.Hear me out. Hear me out.
月球是美国的领土，月球的旗帜是星条旗 The Moon is American soil.Moon flag, star and stripes.
谁打败了月球纳粹？是我们美国啊 Who beat the Moon Nazis?We did.
好吧，你们都有帮忙，不过就像二战一样啊… Well, yeah yeah, alright, you help out here andthere, but ultimately it's just like World War II...
最后谁赢了？是我们美国啊 and who won that?We did.
- 你个骗子！！- 不相信我吗？ - YOU LIE!!- You don't believe me?
去看看电影啊，电影不会骗人的 Watch the movies.Movies don't lie.
别丢鞋子，上帝啊！ Not the shoes, Jesus!
微微安，这里是国防部 Vivian, this is the Secretary of Defense.
- 誓死保卫氦-3- 防谁？ - Defend and hold that Helium-3 at all costs.- But against who?
任何人！！ AGAINST EVERYBODY!!
不需要了，再也不需要了！ Please don't, never again!
地球长什么样？ What was the Earth like?
和这里不一样 Different.
- 我们什么时候能去那儿？- 快了，快了… When can we fly there?Soon. Soon...
- 怎么去？- 和平的方式 But how?- In peace.
很遗憾这就是复仇的故事，太混乱了 Unfortunately that's the story of revenge.It's messy.
天不遂人愿 Never really works outthe way you want it to.
我感到刻骨的孤独 I feel lonely.
跟随内心，要么走向毁灭… The eternal love of God, the love of Godinto our hearts, or we will burn...
在地狱里燃烧，永恒的诅咒 burn in hell,burning in eternal damnation.
雷纳特！ Renate!
华盛顿 Washington.
黑化剂
你还活着 You are alive.
没事了，没事了 It's okay.It's okay.
你又恢复原来的样子了 And you are the wayyou're meant to be.
你知道你是在亲一个黑人吗？ Are you aware that youare kissing a black man?
我想他们有好多东西要适应 I guess you have a lotof work cut out for you.